Turning Elijah into a Little Girl.. and Play Doh Smooshing (for Jen and Wynter hahahaha!)
OK so Elijah and I went down to the water the other day and we were sitting in the grass chillin.. AND YES I did his hair OK IS THAT REALLY SOOOOOO BAD?!!?!?!? 
Everyone's telling me I'm going to turn him into a girl hahahahaha but we were just messing around and he was laughing.. I swear!!!!!
Yes that's right b*tches, I added a flower!
And for Jen and Wynter.. here's some play doh smooshing I did for him today It's not THAT bad.. I didn't really squish the colors together 
He looks like a little drug addict in this pic These are all taken on my camera phone they're horrible
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Karma teh play doh on the hair is hilarious! hahahaah He looks like robert downey when he was hooked on
tar heroin HAHAHAHAHAHAAA 
hE IS SO CUTE! and you are turning him into a girl
Thanks Cairo! We have to try to entertain ourselves somehow hahahaha
Hahahahahahaha OMG he does kind of look like Robert Downey!!
I so didn't see
that hahahahahah 
Yeah I made him a play doh crown so we put it on his head hahahahahaha 
how cute, karma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and I'm so glad you enjoy your job. It's rare
So true Karma, remember the robert downey mug shot? hahahahahaha he looks just like him!
only cuter
wut up tay tay!! how you doing jiggy?
True dat JG, it is pretty rare isn't it! This kid is so sweet I swear.. and so smart!!! Oh my gosh.. I've been reading him this book of nursery rhymes but I haven't actually taught him any.. just read it for the past week and a half.. so today when I was making him lunch I said lets say some nursery rhymes.. so I go 'rub a dub dub three men in a tub' and he goes '*madeup word* *madeup word* *madeupword* BE!!!' HAHAHHAHAHA that was his way of saying 'and who do you think they be'
I couldn't believe it!!! HE memorized that just from hearing me read it to him a few times.. a two year old!!! 
OK........
I don't know if that story is going to make sense to you guys so....
Hopefully it does HAHAHAHAHA
Yeah dude it so looks like his mug shot.. with a play doh g*y crown photoshopped on his head hahahahahhaa
OMg I just found pics of that scary azz dog I watched.. I'll post those in here too so you can see the evil incarnate 
hey yayi!!!! I am sick, and feeling like crap- head cold or sinus something. How are you my darling little potato rapist flower?
karma- awe! that is very cool!
hahahahahahahahaa Karma, i didnt understand at all! he said "BE"?
Jiggy hope you feel better soon babe
Ha ha ha too cute!!! That's totally acceptable mixing of the Play Doh. It's the actually merging that I have to struggle to ignore.
Aw, Karma you just adore that little boy so much! But STOP fixing his hair!
I showed my hubby and
he said "Oh that's just wrong."
LOl Layla hahahahahaah "oh thats just wrong" HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA Layla that is pretty much the reaction I'm getting!! Hahahahah I'm not trying to turn him into a girl I swear it was just so cute
I like doing his hair dammit 
Yeah Jen I don't really smoosh it together.. Just make things out of it.. but Elijah has to keep it separated I swear he's so a n a l about some things hahahaha.. if any little bit of one kind of food touches another food.. he WON'T EAT IT.. if he gets a little spot of dirt on him he starts howling.. if he sees a stain on the carpet or something he gets really upset.. WTF?
hahahahahahaa his mom is turning him into mr clean
For realz Yayi it didnt make sense??? Hahahaha well ummmm.. OK he's two so he's not speaking fully yet but he knows a lot of words so.. sometimes he'll mumble part of a sentence and then say a real word.. so I said 'rub a dub dub three men in a tub' and he mumbled a bunch of stuff and ended the sentence with BE!!!!!!!!!!!!
So he was trying to say 'and who do you think they be'.. like he remembered the next line.. DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE?!?!?
LOL yes kinda but thats because in the past months Ive learned karma speak
lol karma, that's normal for the age. Both of my boys were (and still are about some things) the same way. He is too cute!
at the playdoh. Playing with it like that doesn't bother me, but when all the colors turn into one color -
then I have a problem. 
The same way as what Wynter? Picky about stains etc or good at memorizing????????
Yayi hahahahaha karma speak hahahaa psycho
lol...picky about messes/stains.
Ooooooo OK well thats good to know I thought it was kind of weird haah.. Didn't know it was common.. whew!
My kids are like that, too. Little Man more so than Baby A. They only have control over so much in their lives, you know....
Haha that's true Jen.. they don't know how good they have it
It's funny though because every stain he sees on the carpet he stops and points and says 'POOPOO!!!!!! PEEPEE!!!!!!!' and I have to reassure him that it is in fact not doodie and its A OK
I lived with a friend & her 2 yr old daughter for a little while & it was HILARIOUS!! 1st of all Emma always called me Shee-Shee! & I was CONSTANLY sweeping up after the animals (& baby) & Emma had a little play set w/ a teeny broom & she would randomly go into the kitchen & sweep for awhile
I think his hair is cute! but I also love Ryder Hudson's (is that his last name?) long baby hippie hair!!
Hahahaha Sashak thats so cute!!!! A little broom
Elijah likes to sweep with the big broom but its
too big for him to hold up so I have to help him 
He USED to call me La la.. then it turned into Lulu.. and now he's starting to pronounce words the right way
So he's switching between Laura and LuLu.. I know is good that he's learning but awwwwww I miss the INCREDIBLY ADORABLE way he used to say words!!!!!!!! 
Yeah Jen its cute hahahah
After finding out that a babies sense of humor is 'molded' between the
ages of 2-5 though I'm nervous about the potty humor jokes I make around him.. because he totally gets them and cracks the F up!!!!!!!!! I'm like uh oh I better stop he's going to become a
dementoid like me 
Awwwww, he's adorable and I bet a ton of fun! I love his hair style, it will most surely become all the rage among men
haha Karma! I say holy shit all the time (thank you Kevin Smith) & Em started to say it too! damn, her gramma was REALLY pissed at me!
Hahahahaha Atox lets hope not
Sashak I always have to catch myself.. I'll be like 'SH.. um.. SHOOT!' or 'DA.. um.. DANG!!!!'
My mom and I did the same thing to my brother once (he used to HATE getting haircuts). Dad got really mad... but my bro turned out okay!
Aww, he's so cute. He's way cuter than Robert Downey Jr.
he DOES look like a little druggie. i
elijah, too cute! LOL
lol Karma, looks like the two of you have a blast!
Great Play Doh stuff, aren't you creative!
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"All my life, I wanted to be someone, I guess I should have been more specific." Jane Wagner
aaawww Elijah makes such a cute little girl
He'll be a drag queen in no time, yayyyyy for Rainbow love!!! hahahaa
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WTH did you do to this poor boy!!!!
Seriously that is pretty funny. Just wait until he starts asking you "Laura do you have to poo poo?" really loud and in public. It is so much fun
Pretty good artist with the play doh there
LMAO, a drug addict!
haha.. alright, Karma.. you're going to have to start being careful.. before you know it some motherly lady will catch you taking pictures of little boys with your camera phone and call the cops on you .. big perv.
Karma he's sooo cute!
I love his eyes... and yes he does look a little like RDJ
Why you're not in the pictures?????
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See!! Listen to Karla Sugar hahahahahah he'll be just fine and he loved the flowers!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dammit you guys I am NOT turning him into a drag queen just because I brush his hair with my pink brush and do his hair with elsastics and things I find in the park HAHAHAH
Yes Mandi it was a piece of grass HAHAHAHAHAHA I used that until I decided to take the elastic out of my hair to do him up RIGHT
A stalk popping out hahahahahaha thats cracking me up hahahahha
Keep working on that, hobag and you just might get lucky and get your very own hair stylist in the near future!
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tsk tsk, you are corrupting a poor innocent child psycho hobag!!
lol
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